Being Sick

Being Sick is like being tired.

You’re sleepy, out of energy, and you can’t concentrate.

But you’re also…

coughing every possible moment.

colder than ice 99.9% of the time.

throwing up every hour.

completely useless to anybody.

Being sick is way worse than being tired.

Homework

School’s out! Time to go home and relax and play video–Wait–I have homework! Homework is the worst.

     First of all, homework cuts into your free time. You come home only to spend 2 more hours of you life doing schoolwork. I’ve even had so much homework that I had to do some on a no-homework night! How is that fair? I thought we weren’t supposed to have homework on no-homework nights.

     Furthermore, nobody likes homework. It’s not fun, students get a ton, and teachers don’t like to grade it. It seems like a real lose-lose situation. I have never met someone who likes homework. Ever.

     Homework is terrible.

Note: I understand why we have homework. It’s there to let us practice the things we learn in school. That doesn’t mean I like it though.

It’s Hard to Think of Ideas

      How is somebody supposed to do this? I’ve tried to pull inspiration from nowhere, but it isn’t working! Thinking of ideas is hard.

     One of the problems with making up ideas is that some of them are just plain terrible. Would writing an essay about how peanut butter isn’t a fast airplane be interesting? Everybody already knows that! How about explaining why favorite color is your favorite? For me, it just is! How am I going to explain that?

     Also, just because you think of a good idea doesn’t mean you can do it. I once thought to write about dogs. It was a good idea, but the thing was, I knew almost nothing about them. How am I going to write a expository essay about something I know nothing about?

     I have no idea how people can think of ideas, but it is impossible for me.